Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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