At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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