I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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