If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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