therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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