i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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