i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I just blew my weed a kiss
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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