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Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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