Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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