Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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