This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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