Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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