Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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