Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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