Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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