Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize
