Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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