we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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