That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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