I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
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