She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I supernannyed him into submission
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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