Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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