i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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