I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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