I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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