I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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