THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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