Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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