We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
You coming home soon, man?
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In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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