he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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