Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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