hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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