I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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