So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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