i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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