We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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