p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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