You can't motorboat a personality
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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