Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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