Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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