Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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