with your own penis?
Apparently you make a good broom.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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