It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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