Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
you will always have a special place in my vag
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Randomize
