I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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