I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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