Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
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we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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