Do vagina's smell?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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