if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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