Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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