You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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