Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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