he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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