I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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