Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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