why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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