I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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